if you decide to grow pinapple, put them somewhere out of the way and sunny/warm. the latter is obvious but as far as out of the way goes the fronds that protect growing pinapple are hella sharp and will cut the shitout of you even brushing past it. Ive still got scars from ours. so yeah not the best around pets or limbs
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
Having your fingers on the inside of someone’s wrist is much more painful than on the outside, because you can dig in between the tendons; bending the hand outwards instead of inwards also allows you to have a better grip to twist the wrist as well as bending it in the wrong direction.
so this happened
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead
was in Pompeii when these two idiots
and dont even get me started on this ass hole
Oh and I nearly forgot this one
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEIIi think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
Paint x Percheron colt
always reblog because best crossover in history
He looked into the camera!
"Look anywhere but the camera."
then he smirks like the little shit he is
I SWEAR THEY FUCK WITH US ON PURPOSE!
remember when bee movie promoted bestiality
i need a moment
cute date idea: five year mission in space exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, boldly going where no man has gone before