don’t talk shit about equestrians son because we got thighs that could break your neck
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
Actually how is this even a thing what the hell i would be screaming
God bless that pony
Me and Cash N Bullion at the 2011 Georgia NBHA State Show
look at dem muscles!
Which I-I have, of course… a bed. And a home.
Just a Corgi puppy attacking an invisible prey.
We’re just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year
"That’s what I’m talking about."
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
This is actually really good for anxiety
I’m giving us a calming cat moment, because (as per usual) many people appreciated our stance on rape culture and rape apologists, and a few people sent us angry messages. Dani is going to be addressing those shortly, but in the mean time: Deep breaths and focus on the calming cat.
Cleaning up the hard drive today and found this series of photos… our LEGENDARY TOXIC TOY JARS.
We threw a bunch of jelly toys (vibrators, dildos and masturbation sleeves) into some glass jars, sealed them, and then just left them alone. This is what happened.
See all that clear fluid at the bottom? That’s the product of the ongoing chemical reaction that happens when PVC and phthalates (or other toxic plasticizing chemicals) hang out inside a jelly toy.
These toys off-gassed and slimed themselves and their jar-mates, swapping plasticizers and deteriorating even more.
Jelly toys are not body safe. Please feel free to share these photos far and wide!
ps These jars got so scary, we had to throw them away a couple of years ago. RIP, jelly toys. RIP.
Don’t buy jelly toys people!
"What the fuck is that?"
A reminder why you shouldn’t shove nasty jelly toys in your body! Look at that!
THE SEX TOY INDUSTRY NEEDS TO BE REGULATED OH MY GOD
Always buy phthalate-free, folks!
Or at least use a condom with cheap materials!
please please please for the love of your body and your genitals do your research before buying a toy, and don’t stick the nastiness in your body!
He wasn’t good enough for her.