My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE
and as tumblr users we promise she will be
Must do my part.
my brother was talking about the girl he likes and he just squished a pillow to his face and yelled “I REALLY LIKE HER”
“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”
These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now
DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle
or an african crowned eagle
or the crested eagle
the little eagle
the philippine eagle
black and white hawk eagle
and the bateleur eagle
What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW
Piebald moose!!!! I’ve seen (pictures of) deer like this before but not a moose!
god bless gordan ramsey
Always having to reblog this and hopefully when I do my patisserie course, my teacher will support me like Ramsey does to those kids